I’ve written a lot of stuff I’d like forgotten. And then there’s this.

I wrote “Down with Fraggle Rock” for the Fights section of the Screamsheet in the early 2000s, back when one of the site’s main draws was a sarcastic take on fans asking, “Who would win in a fight between X and Y?” Combine that with my tendency to mock things I loved in my childhood and the fact that I was stuck reading Karl Marx’s Communist Manifesto for the first time in college, and you get this.

I present what follows without further comment. It’s not something I would likely write today, but it is something I find kind of funny in an aggressive sort of way, and it’s definitely a good snapshot of the type of person I was in college.

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