Mario is Evil

Mario is an evil, evil man.

The most popular character in video game history, Mario rose from humble origins as a carpenter out to defeat a psychotic ape to become a plumber, a doctor, a superhero, an athlete, and countless other celebrity roles. However, underneath the exterior of the fun-loving, fearless video game hero is a racist, a coward, and a womanizer. As can be deduced through his video games, Mario is a horrible person.

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Super Mario Pathfinder

Super Mario Pathfinder

I have a son who is getting interested in role-playing games. He is also extremely interested in the Mario franchise, to the point where he refers to himself as Mario. His sister gets to be Princess Peach, his mother gets to be Princess Daisy, and I’m stuck as Luigi.

Recently, I decided to fuse these two interests together, resulting in a Super Mario Brothers edition of Pathfinder.

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