The Most Game-Tastic Moments in Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

After so many years where mention of a Dungeons & Dragons movie meant some of the cringiest moments in film history, it is an absolute joy to have a good D&D movie with 2023’s Honor Among Thieves. That film managed to provide a solid, fun story spurred on by a likeable cast, and it caught a good among of accurate game lore in it as well.

Most remarkably, I found that Honor Among Thieves managed to feel like an authentic D&D session captured on the big screen. Just about everything that happened in the movie could occur in a D&D session, including stuff that isn’t in the rules but which every gamer has experienced. Here are the moments in Honor Among Thieves that really sold this film to me as a game come to life.

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Three Editions Later: Baldur’s Gate and the Development of D&D

With its incredibly deep game play and commitment for Forgotten Realms lore (even when I wish they would ignore said lore), Baldur’s Gate 3 is a triumph for the Dungeons & Dragons franchise. More than any other computer game I’ve ever played, it feels like I’m playing a tabletop game with the production values of a Hollywood blockbuster.

But the game’s predecessors are no slouches, either. In fact, for the past 25 years, Baldur’s Gate 1 and Baldur’s Gate 2 have been unicorns that other RPGs chased. While other D&D games have strengths of their own, none quite replicated the deep and massive story of those old games while also maintaining a distinctly D&D feel.

Yet those older games, despite making Baldur’s Gate 3 possible, feel very different from the newest iteration of the franchise. Some of that is merely a matter of scope and funding; Baldur’s Gate 1 and 2 came out in older days with less technological power and far less money behind them. But a lot of it has to do with the fact that Dungeons & Dragons has changed dramatically over the years. The original used the 2nd edition rules, while Baldur’s Gate 3 uses 5th edition as its base. The rules have changed, but so have the types of stories fans want to see.

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The Absolute Worst Movies that I Happen to Like

Previously, I did a rant about the best movies that nobody likes. My argument with those movies is that they are honestly good…not “so bad they’re good,” but in fact well-crafted pieces of cinema. For comparison and contrast purposes, here’s the flip side: a list of movies that I know are just plain bad, but which I enjoy anyway. These are the kind of movies that I watch because they’re so cheesy. In my mind, they define the phrase “so bad it’s good.”

I will argue to Hell and back that the movies on the previous list are well made. You might not find them to your taste, but they do what they set out to do and are entertaining for what they are. These films, on the other hand, falter somewhere along the way. They cannot be considered well-made. But, even in their glorious badness, they still entertain.

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Superhero Evolutions: The Incredible Hulk, part four

In case the first three parts of this breakdown didn’t make it clear enough, the Hulk has changed a lot…arguably more than any other comic book hero. He’s been a tough one to fit into the Marvel Universe. Conceived as a cross between the Frankenstein monster, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, and a cautionary tale about nuclear warfare, he has never quite fit in with other superheroes, save for his run with the team known as the Defenders – a group whose whole hook is that its members don’t really fit together on a traditional superhero team. Whenever the Hulk did get some stability, some external factor shook that up, be it Bill Mantlo getting exhausted with the character and passing it over to John Byrne or editorial getting in the way of a long-term story planned by Peter David. As the character headed into the 2000s, he was in for more of the same, with a lot of changes in a short period of time. Fortunately, at the end of it, the Hulk got a brief renaissance that produced a modern classic for the character.

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My Favorite Movies that Nobody Likes

Movies, like any other entertainment, are totally subjective. What is great to one person could be hideous to another. But this is the Internet, where billions of people worldwide shriek at the top of their lungs that people who do not share their opinion are bad human beings. And who am I to buck that trend?

What follows is a look at four movies that I swear to God are cinematic wonders, but which everybody seems to hate for some reason. Note that this isn’t the same as movies that I know are bad but which I enjoy anyway; that’s another rant for another time. I am legitimately claiming that the movies below are good. Naturally, you can feel free to insert all the typical Internet acronyms – IMO, YMMV, and so on, as appropriate. This being my corner of the Internet, though, I’m just going to pretend that I’m right and everyone who disagrees with me is a horrible person. Delusions are fun.

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Crowning Moments of Fatherhood

Superhero comics are filled with daddy issues. Be it parents who have died as part of a character’s origin story, abusive stepfathers, or children who are somehow their own father, a lot of superhero comics place focus on the importance of father figures. Here’s my list of the most awesome and heartwarming father-child moments in superhero comics.

All of these moments, of course, get the asterisk next to them that good parenting in comic-land is vastly different than good parenting in the real world. For example, Batman serves as a father figure to Robin, but in real life he’d be considered a monster for putting a child in harm’s way every night. So, placing on our reality-altering filters that allow spandex-clad vigilantes to be considered responsible figures, let’s dive into the list.

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Baldur’s Gate and the Happy Ending Override

Baldur’s Gate 3 is taking the video game world by storm. It takes the unenviable task of following up on a beloved franchise that has lain dormant for years and not only proves itself worthy but may be the best entry in the series. But while there is no curbing my excitement to return to old stomping grounds, there are some sharp pangs of regret as I see the fate of certain individuals who deserved better.

Any follow-up to the epic conclusion of Baldur’s Gate 2: Throne of Bhaal was going to have to make some decisions in how things ended canonically, since the game offers many different possible fates for Gorion’s ward and their companions. Unfortunately, that canon proves to be quite unkind to some returning faces. Some of that could have been avoided through different storytelling approaches, but much of it unfortunately comes down to how the Dungeons & Dragons has been mismanaged since the 2001 finale of Throne of Bhaal.

Naturally, spoilers for Baldur’s Gate 3 (and its much older predecessors) follow.

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Superhero Evolutions: The Incredible Hulk, part three

When we last left Bruce Banner, he had been cured of being the Hulk. Yeah…that never actually holds. Banner has actually been cured of the Hulk many times over, but it didn’t get mentioned here because it’s always at most a one- or two-issue fix. This time around is no exception.

With John Byrne come and gone, Al Milgrom would be the next guy in line to start something he couldn’t finish. He left before the story arc he began with Banner’s apparent cure was even finished. That was a symptom of a bigger problem for the Hulk in the 80s: nobody wanted to write the character. Driven into a funk by attempts to cash in on the TV show in a medium that lacked the acting and soundtrack that made the TV show huge, the character had become stagnant. That’s what forced Bill Mantlo to introduce a Banner-controlled Hulk and then a completely mindless Hulk – he had started to run out of ideas for the classic savage Hulk. But since his departure, and since Byrne’s plans to recreate the Hulk his way had been stopped short, the character was basically seen as a dead end. It got bad enough that the book was eventually handed over to some marketing guy named Peter David. And what did Peter David do with the book? Started a twelve-year long stint that turned the Hulk into one of Marvel’s hottest franchises, of course.

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The Failures of the Flash, and Why the DC Extended Universe Flopped

The Flash is the latest in a line of movies set in the DC Universe to flop critically, disappoint financially, or both. Despite trying to repeat the success of Spider-Man: No Way Home by giving fans a return of some of their favorite actors, in this case Michael Keaton as Batman, the film has greatly disappointed at the box office, spending a full month to reach the $250 million mark, all but guaranteeing that the film will lose a massive amount of money when all is said and done. It’s symptomatic of broader failures across the DC Cinematic Universe, which tried to replicate what Marvel accomplished with its films but has failed at almost every turn.

There are lots of reasons that these movies didn’t succeed, but I’m going to focus on what I think many critics ignore when they dissect these cinematic misses: the DC movies never took the time to earn the fan buy-in that they think they deserve.

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Superhero Evolutions: The Incredible Hulk, part two

Well, if your liver has recovered from part one, we can continue our drinking game/history lesson on the Hulk.

As of 1964, the Hulk was a popular character without a home. Moreover, he had obviously gone through some changes off-panel. When last readers saw him in his own series, his transformations through the use of Bruce Banner’s gamma gun were becoming more unstable. His appearances in Fantastic Four and Avengers gave no indication that he was still using the gamma gun to transform, yet at the same time he was wandering about during the day, suggesting that his day/night transformation cycle was a thing of the past. When he popped up in Amazing Spider-Man, he was hiding out in a cave, not Banner’s secret lab where he had been during his own series. The truth of the matter was that the Hulk was still being written by Stan Lee, and Lee still didn’t know what he wanted to do with the character. In fact, you could make a pretty good argument that Stan never did figure out how to handle the Hulk. But one thing was for sure: with the character’s popularity still strong, the Hulk needed a book of his own.

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